this won’t ruin your blog.
if you can’t be bothered to reblog this beautiful image you might as well unfollow me.
this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever
I want to cry
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lololol josh peck is hilarious
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
i’m glad we have our priorities set
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